Monthly Horoscopes By A Bitter Astrologist

By Alison Stevenson

I’m not an astrologist — but I did graduate with a degree in English. I’ve also read plenty of horoscopes, and even have a horoscope app on my phone. Plus, a psychic recently told me that I am a deeply intuitive person, before I forked over $30.

Knowing this, I have decided to use my intuitive powers for good, and share with you what your…